I think this knife has been mentioned before, but it deserves a worthier note. Let me tell you how this little knife came to be...
Shankenstein a Love Story
Once upon a time... Over a year ago...
Shane bought this mammoth tooth. I'm not exactly sure he had me in mind when he first bought it.
(You know me...The minute I laid eyes on those two little slabs of stone I said, "If you put those on any other woman's knife, but mine, we're getting divorsed! If you put those on any other man's knife well... I'm taking you for all your worth babe!")
Okay, so I wasn't all that harsh, but I definitely left claim to them. They sat there on Shane's shelf for a while. Then they were gently wrapped in paper and sealed in a box. They stayed in that box for one year in a little corner on a dusty shelf in the back of a laundry room. Thus, because we moved to a little house without even a small "oblivion" (shop), while we built a new one.
Lacy did the unthinkable, Lacy forgot completely about those lovely lavender slabs of mammoth tooth. Yes my lovely reader, even mammoth tooth can be lovely.
Then the day came, my birthday actually, we moved into our new home. The box with the Lavender slabs came with us. Shane had his shop. He disappeared into that Shop for about a week...
That's when Shane's shop got dubbed "The Great Oblivion." It must take forever to get there and come back because once a person sets out for The Great Oblivion;" We don't see him for forever! Trust me! I know! I'm just worried one day "The Great Oblivion" will turn into a black hole and whoever ventures there may never return!
...Shane was building cabinets and then some new machine he had to put together and pretty soon I started to hear the roll and rumble of a man at work.
Sometimes...When the new machine would turn on the lights in the house would flicker and all I could think of was...I hope Shane doesn't have green skin and bolts sticking out of his neck the next time I see him. Our three little munchkins (children) wouldn't understand. They would run screaming a monster... a monster!
The day came when the machine was quiet. too quiet. It was the erie kind of quiet. Lacy held her breath for the appearance of Shankenstein. He stepped through that garage door and it was like seeing him for the first time. My green eyes laid on his blue eyes and there was a twinkle in them. Shane's wild thirst for making knives was over. His wait of one year, fifteen days, two hours and ten minutes was
over. I know this because he'd been a beast to live with for one year, fifteen days, two hours and ten minutes.
You can imagine, I brushed the sweat of my brow. Thank goodness! No Shankenstein!
He had drank his cup of knife satisfaction and the beast was a man again. There in his palms was Little Lavender.
"For you, my love."He said,"because of your endless patience in me and your tireless dedication to our children." That's what he really said. Do you believe me?
It's what he wanted to say he just didn't know it. Instead he said, "Here, I guess you have to have the first knife out of my shop so you won't leave me."
See it's the slabs of lovely lavender mammoth tooth.
Wow! I wasn't expecting that! It's so pretty isn't it? Man, does he know how to kiss butterflies!
So there you have it. A great fairy tale. There was a monster, machines, mammoth tooth, metal work, munchkins, and a marriage saved. And they all lived happily ever after... until Lacy found the hidden box of coca-cola while frolicking in "The Great Oblivion."
The End